ME!!!!
THE BEST TRAIN CONVERSATION I HAVE EVER OVERHEARD
Man 1: But I'm not Gay!
Man 2: Yeah, but if you WERE. Thor or Loki?
Man 1: but I'm not!
Man 2: IRRELEVANT! THOR OR LOKI!
Man 1: honestly?
Man 2: THOR OR LOKI!
Man 1: probably Iron Man.
Man 2: SERIOUSLY? TONY STARK?
Man 1: yeah. I'd love to be Robet Downey Jr's bitch. God, that man....
Man 2: ooh I know what you mean. how would he proceed?
Man 1: well we'd be having dinner and he'd have his hand on my leg and he'd whisper in my ear and tell me exactly what he was going to do to me.
Man 2: oh yeah..
Man 1: and then his hand'd go further to the top of my leg and start grasping my-
Random Woman: EXCUSE ME THERE ARE CHILDREN ON THIS TRAIN.
*awkward silence*
Man 2: ...and you said you werent gay!
oh god no please not the tears not the tears

oh god no please not the tears not the tears

river song prolly one of the few women i would even remotely consider being with. lmao.

river song prolly one of the few women i would even remotely consider being with. lmao.

love you river!

love you river!

hahahaha love it. im still here tumblr!

hahahaha love it. im still here tumblr!

Reblog if your Tumblr is NOT connected to your Facebook.

jinnymoose:

toyieldandsubmit:

Oh god.

my father does not need to see the cock and balls i post.

dont even know how to do that….

YOU JUST WOKE UP NAKED IN BED NEXT TO ME. using only 5 words, what would you say to me?

Wow brandi, Dude can party.

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foodymcfeadawulv:

stynnxsucks:

A little backstory to this clip before you watch it:

Will Smith’s father abandoned him and his mother when he was a child, and when Will was finally getting into show business and making a name for himself, he tried to sneak his way back into his life like nothing happened. Will co-wrote this episode, and James Avery (Uncle Phil) said “this scene was the hardest thing I’ve ever had to shoot in my life. Every emotion, every word.. that was Will”

Will was actually supposed to play it off and then walk away, and there was originally an alternate scene that was supposed to happen, but he actually completely cut out what was supposed to be said, and did all of his own dialogue. The hug at the end of this scene is completely genuine, and this was a stepping stone in Will’s career where he started to take on the “do what feels, sounds, and looks right” approach to his acting

WAIT WHAT OH GOD 

THIS SCENE ALWAYS MADE ME SO SAD AND NOW I JUST OH GOD. 


your beautiful will.

lolsofunny:

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hahahahahahaha! first thing ive reblogged in what seems like months

jinnymoose:

descartes-and-thosecartes:

eridanamporasscarf:

imightnnydtheblankie:

tuesdayromantic:

broken pedo tub
oh

fuk, nuw, roet
aw man i never get any good ones

fat ape clutz
sounds about right.

fat lass lovely
well

fat bad rebel……… 

my words are fat beautiful and lovely. wtf lol

jinnymoose:

descartes-and-thosecartes:

eridanamporasscarf:

imightnnydtheblankie:

tuesdayromantic:

broken pedo tub

oh

fuk, nuw, roet

aw man i never get any good ones

fat ape clutz

sounds about right.

fat lass lovely

well

fat bad rebel……… 


my words are fat beautiful and lovely. wtf lol